More naked people

by Michael Alderete on 5/25/2002

I have a sure-fire way to end all this suicide bombing. Israel could be the first nation to legally require that all residents go nude, all the time, in public.

It’s a lot harder to hide a bomb if you have no clothing on. Anyone wearing clothing can be spotted immediately, and searched on the spot.

I suppose you’d have to make carrying duffel bags and the like illegal also…

Hey, I’m just trying to help here!

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