Quotation of the year candidate

by Michael Alderete on 1/14/2003

This one’s for my brother John, who’s getting married later this year:

“Every wedding is a train wreck, the only question is how many casualties there’ll be.”

Prove it wrong, John!

Quotation of the year candidate

by Michael Alderete on 1/5/2003

We weren’t there for this NYE party, but our close friend was, and this story is too good not to record.

Among the guests was a certain reasonably famous musician, just a leeettle bit drunk. She leans over to a man in the hotel suite, about whose identity my friend has been wondering, and says “Hi, we haven’t been introduced, I’m <rock star’s name>.

“I know. I’m your manager.”