Made Me Laugh

Sign of Machine Intelligence?

by Alderete on 8/28/2007 · 0 comments

A friend sent me the following screen capture from Google News:

Google knows that President Bush thinks poor kids without health insurance is funny

I take this as another sign that the first true machine intelligence will emerge in the Googleplex.

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Microsoft packaging parody video

by Alderete on 3/1/2006 · 0 comments

OK, lots of people are pointing to this “parody” video, Microsoft Redesigns the iPod Package, but since it involves the iPod, I thought I’d call a little more attention to it.

Microsoft Redesigns the iPod Package

It’s funny because it’s true, and because the music is perfect. But it’s also interesting because it perfectly illustrates the differences between the Apple and Microsoft design aesthetics — and I’m not talking about packaging. The iPod is so well done not because it’s had so many features added to it, but because it has had so many taken away. The saying “Less is more” is no less true for being cliché.

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Corporate drone

by Alderete on 12/17/2005 · 0 comments

I was surprised to discover this evening that Rochelle’s very creative movie (given the constraints of our 1999 digital camera’s 10-second video limit) is not the top result for corporate drone on Google.

I have to admit, I bought Apple’s iMovie, and then Final Cut Express, and then upgraded it, all without producing something as compelling as what Rochelle dreamed up on a (slow) Happy Boss Day at the office. Check it out.

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What a nut job…

by Alderete on 11/20/2005 · 2 comments

Sorry, but this made me laugh uncontrollably for 2-3 minutes. Tears down my face. I knew I had to post about it, and ended up laughing even more when I thought of the headline…

Rugby fan castrates self

Really, how do people come up with these ideas?

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Quotation of the year candidate

by Alderete on 8/31/2005 · 1 comment

Heard around the office…

“You can’t take tomorrow off, I’m already out of the office.”

“How come?”

“Our au pair is at Burning Man.”

If you’re not familiar with the linked terms, be sure to view the definitions…

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Quotation of the year candidate

by Alderete on 6/23/2005 · 0 comments

Overheard during a discussion of who wears the pants around here:

“Not only do you wear the pants, you won’t even let me put on underwear.”

“I wish my life was that good…”

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As usual, Rochelle’s invitation to a recent party is funny and worth preserving. In addition to Rochelle’s birthday, this was the “coming out” party for our new kitchen (even though it wasn’t quite finished). We do regret that we didn’t get to the grilled cheese sandwiches on the griddle, but at least we did make quesadillas.

Worst of all, we forgot to take any photos during the event, especially of people in the kitchen. We’ll just have to try harder (or drink less) next time.

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Fire & Knives

by Alderete on 5/17/2005 · 0 comments

I was just referred to the Fire & Knives cooking and food site with the “recommendation” that “Here’s a nice little food site that is snobbier than youse guys…” I decided it was a keeper when I laughed out loud at this description of wonder bread in a new shape:

Cunning bakers have responded, not with an authentic baguette but with a preservative-laden, turd-shaped travesty called — with callous humour — a French Stick. It’s exactly the same rubbish they extrude into white loaves but delivered in a staggeringly inconvenient shape. Trying to eat a sandwich made with one is like trying to fellate a torpedo.

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The joy of BAC

March 11, 2005

This story of portable breathalyzer abuse passed my “laugh out loud” test.

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Quotation of the year candidate

September 4, 2004

“We?” “Yeah. I’ll watch.”

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Our saviour on the web

July 12, 2003

Well, Jesus has a home page. What’s even better is, you can fill out a simple web form, and be saved! E-commerce meets eternal salvation, another brilliant example of how the internet has made all kinds of transactions more efficient. Thank god!

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Things to argue about

May 11, 2003

This site had me laughing so loudly Rochelle had to come down the hall and see what the problem was. Only a few of these are familiar…

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