Aldoblog

Well, Jesus has a home page. What’s even better is, you can fill out a simple web form, and be saved! E-commerce meets eternal salvation, another brilliant example of how the internet has made all kinds of transactions more efficient. Thank god!

This site had me laughing so loudly Rochelle had to come down the hall and see what the problem was. Only a few of these are familiar…

Modern discourse between two dictators. Uh, I mean, world leaders. Now we know what has replaced the Red Phone in the White House. Looks like the “W” key has been fixed on at least one computer keyboard there, too.

Speaking of Windows, this Flash animation is pretty fun. How many Quake weapons can you spot?

My buddy at work was laughing, and when I asked what at, he sent me the URL to a funny article, The Horror of Blimps. You’ll probably be disappointed after the build-up, but when she read it Rochelle laughed so hard she cried.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time. Worth the download time.

As if we didn’t need more proof that the economy is crummy, here’s an exceptionally literate journal of a porn store clerk. It’s funny, a little sad, and very disturbing by turns.

If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49. If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at a redemption center for the nickel deposit, you would have $107.

You might not think that “Bong Hits With Bill Gates” is funny, but I do.

Pretty fuckin’ funny.