Haightlife

Quotation of the year candidate

by Michael Alderete on 9/3/2005

“That Luigi is a fat, filthy, disgusting animal. What did we ever do to deserve him?”

“I don’t know, but you must have been very bad in a previous life, because you have him, Basta, and me.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

by Michael Alderete on 8/26/2005

“I have to drink to stop the ping pong balls from bouncing around in my head.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

by Michael Alderete on 6/23/2005

Overheard during a discussion of who wears the pants around here:

“Not only do you wear the pants, you won’t even let me put on underwear.”

“I wish my life was that good…”

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Quotation of the year candidate

by Michael Alderete on 5/27/2005

Regarding the budget overruns of the kitchen remodel:

“Yeah. We spent into the grocery money.”

“Worse. We spent into the booze money.”

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New cocktail for 2005

by Michael Alderete on 4/1/2005 · 1 comment

Rochelle and I are, shall we say, fond of cocktails. We’ve been known to drink a few, and even make a few for friends and guests. And, we’re always on the lookout for new ones, especially things that are easy to make and serve.

The mixer for 2005 is definitely Trader Joe’s Organic Strawberry Lemonade, $3.99, located in the refrigerated juice section in Trader Joe’s. It’s great by itself, but it begs to be mixed with your distilled spirit of choice.

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Quotation of the year candidate

by Michael Alderete on 2/7/2005

“Do you have any idea what a leap of faith it was to loan me that much money before I was 30?”

“Yeah. I have trouble letting you use a sharp knife.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

by Michael Alderete on 1/28/2005 · 1 comment

Regarding photos of a recent night out…

“How bad was it?”

“It wasn’t that bad. We all kept our clothes on.”

Which, if we’re being honest, has not always been the case…

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Quotation of the year candidate

by Michael Alderete on 12/28/2004

“Honey, honey, honey! Let me tell you my great idea!”

“Look at the mess your last great idea got us into.”

Reflections on the state of the house during preparation for our NYE Freecycle party.

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Quotation of the year candidate

September 4, 2004

“We?” “Yeah. I’ll watch.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

September 4, 2004

“I’m an adult. I’ll be fine.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

April 24, 2004

“My wife. She needs constant supervision.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

April 16, 2004

“I’m bored. I need to either go to bed, or ratchet it up.”

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