“That Luigi is a fat, filthy, disgusting animal. What did we ever do to deserve him?”
“I don’t know, but you must have been very bad in a previous life, because you have him, Basta, and me.”
“I have to drink to stop the ping pong balls from bouncing around in my head.”
“Not only do you wear the pants, you won’t even let me put on underwear.”
“I wish my life was that good…”
Regarding the budget overruns of the kitchen remodel:
“Yeah. We spent into the grocery money.”
“Worse. We spent into the booze money.”
Rochelle and I are, shall we say, fond of cocktails. We’ve been known to drink a few, and even make a few for friends and guests. And, we’re always on the lookout for new ones, especially things that are easy to make and serve. This year’s find: Trader Joe’s Organic Strawberry Lemonade.
“Do you have any idea what a leap of faith it must have been to loan me that much money before I was 30?”
“Yeah. I have trouble letting you use a sharp knife.”
Regarding photos of a recent night out…
“How bad was it?”
“It wasn’t that bad. We all kept our clothes on.”
“Honey, honey, honey! Let me tell you my great idea!”
“Look at the mess your last great idea got us into.”
“We?” “Yeah. I’ll watch.”
“I’m an adult. I’ll be fine.”
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Michael Alderete writes about food, drink, technology, and life in San Francisco with his wife and (inevitably) three cats.