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Heard while discussing whether we should go to an upcoming high school reunion…
“Just think of it as well-seasoned butter.”
“The room was spinning, so I decided to sit up and drink.”
“I had a nightmare where you were very bad.”
“What did I do?”
“You wouldn’t do what I wanted.”
“Are you sure he’s not depressed? No one’s that lazy and undirected normally.”
“Ahahahahhahahahahaha! You obviously haven’t met my husband.”
“I have friends like you.”
“You didn’t give me any credit for driving 85 [MPH] through Santa Clara County.”
“Sure I did. I wasn’t nagging then, was I?”
“Coke ‘til two, sex ‘til four.”
Definition of stubborn: when you want something that I don’t.
“Just because you licked it doesn’t make it yours.”
“Every day I hate Windows more and more.”
“As long as every day you hate more and more something other than me.”
“I may be lazy, but I’m not stupid.”
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