Quotation of the year candidate
Posted on Saturday, April 24th, 2004“My wife. She needs constant supervision.”
Quotation of the year candidate
Posted on Friday, April 16th, 2004“I’m bored. I need to either go to bed, or ratchet it up.”
Quotation of the year candidate
Posted on Saturday, March 13th, 2004Heard while discussing whether we should go to an upcoming high school reunion…
Quotation of the year candidate
Posted on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003“Just think of it as well-seasoned butter.”
Quotation of the year candidate
Posted on Wednesday, December 24th, 2003“The room was spinning, so I decided to sit up and drink.”
Quotation of the year candidate
Posted on Thursday, November 20th, 2003“I had a nightmare where you were very bad.”
“What did I do?”
“You wouldn’t do what I wanted.”
Quotation of the year candidate
Posted on Sunday, October 12th, 2003“Are you sure he’s not depressed? No one’s that lazy and undirected normally.”
“Ahahahahhahahahahaha! You obviously haven’t met my husband.”
Quotation of the year candidate
Posted on Sunday, October 12th, 2003“I have friends like you.”
Quotation of the year candidate
Posted on Tuesday, July 8th, 2003“You didn’t give me any credit for driving 85 [MPH] through Santa Clara County.”
“Sure I did. I wasn’t nagging then, was I?”
Quotation of the year candidate
Posted on Saturday, June 14th, 2003“Coke ‘til two, sex ‘til four.”
