Quotation of the year candidate
Posted on Saturday, April 24th, 2004“My wife. She needs constant supervision.”
“My wife. She needs constant supervision.”
“I’m bored. I need to either go to bed, or ratchet it up.”
Heard while discussing whether we should go to an upcoming high school reunion…
“Just think of it as well-seasoned butter.”
“The room was spinning, so I decided to sit up and drink.”
“I had a nightmare where you were very bad.”
“What did I do?”
“You wouldn’t do what I wanted.”
“Are you sure he’s not depressed? No one’s that lazy and undirected normally.”
“Ahahahahhahahahahaha! You obviously haven’t met my husband.”
“I have friends like you.”
“You didn’t give me any credit for driving 85 [MPH] through Santa Clara County.”
“Sure I did. I wasn’t nagging then, was I?”
“Coke ‘til two, sex ‘til four.”