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Quotation of the year candidate

March 13, 2004

Heard while discussing whether we should go to an upcoming high school reunion…

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Quotation of the year candidate

December 31, 2003

“Just think of it as well-seasoned butter.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

December 24, 2003

“The room was spinning, so I decided to sit up and drink.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

November 20, 2003

“I had a nightmare where you were very bad.”

“What did I do?”

“You wouldn’t do what I wanted.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

October 12, 2003

“Are you sure he’s not depressed? No one’s that lazy and undirected normally.”

“Ahahahahhahahahahaha! You obviously haven’t met my husband.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

October 12, 2003

“I have friends like you.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

July 8, 2003

“You didn’t give me any credit for driving 85 [MPH] through Santa Clara County.”

“Sure I did. I wasn’t nagging then, was I?”

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Quotation of the year candidate

June 14, 2003

“Coke ‘til two, sex ‘til four.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

May 14, 2003

Definition of stubborn: when you want something that I don’t.

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Quotation of the year candidate

May 8, 2003

“Just because you licked it doesn’t make it yours.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

April 24, 2003

“Every day I hate Windows more and more.”

“As long as every day you hate more and more something other than me.”

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Quotation of the year candidate

March 27, 2003

“I may be lazy, but I’m not stupid.”

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