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Quotation of the year candidate

Alderete — Sun, 18 Dec 2005 01:24:17 +0000

(Great idea is announced. Accolades all around.)

“Liquor is so inspirational!”

[beeep] (the sound of the Breathalyzer being initialized)

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The joy of BAC

Alderete — Fri, 11 Mar 2005 09:22:27 +0000

This passed the “laugh out loud” test with me:

The Famous Sushi Pants story

I used to think that Red Bull was the most destructive invention of the past 50 years. I was wrong. Red Bull has been usurped by the portable alcohol breathalyzer. The same device that cops have been using for 10 years to conduct field sobriety tests is now offered by the Sharper Image for $99. Though not as accurate as a blood test, they are accurate to within .01, which is good enough for my purposes. I was living in Boca Raton, Florida, when I bought one to take out with me on a Saturday night. This is the story.

Hat tip to the Pretty Evil Edith…

Punchie and Pikachu

Alderete — Tue, 22 Oct 2002 07:29:51 +0000

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time. Worth the download time.

Rated PG, but if your co-workers are easily offended, you might not want them to see it. Then again, it’ll be hard to keep them away, you’ll be laughing so hard.