Here’s how it goes. Rochelle digs a hole. She gets on the other side of it from me. Then she says “Come here, honey!”
You would think, after nearly four years together, I would know enough to walk around or step over. But no, she’s smarter than I am, and I keep falling into the holes.
Q: “Honey, what time today should we work on X?”
Right Answer: “Why are we working on X today?”
Right Answer: “Did I commit to X?”
Right Answer: “I don’t want to do X today.”
Right Answer: “I’m working on Y today.”
Right Answer: “Maybe you could do X without me?”
Michael’s Answer: “Uh…2pm?”