The Joy of BAC

This story of portable breathalyzer abuse passed my “laugh out loud” test.

This passed the “laugh out loud” test with me:

The Famous Sushi Pants story

I used to think that Red Bull was the most destructive invention of the past 50 years. I was wrong. Red Bull has been usurped by the portable alcohol breathalyzer. The same device that cops have been using for 10 years to conduct field sobriety tests is now offered by the Sharper Image for $99. Though not as accurate as a blood test, they are accurate to within .01, which is good enough for my purposes. I was living in Boca Raton, Florida, when I bought one to take out with me on a Saturday night. This is the story.

Hat tip to the Pretty Evil Edith…

Things to Argue About

This site had me laughing so loudly Rochelle had to come down the hall and see what the problem was. Only a few of these are familiar…

This site had me laughing so loudly Rochelle had to come down the hall and see what the problem was. Literally tears rolling down my face laughing. Don’t read this at work, your co-workers will think you’ve gone insane.

Only a few of these are familiar…

Kim Jong Il speaks! Uh, I mean, IMs!

Modern discourse between two dictators. Uh, I mean, world leaders. Now we know what has replaced the Red Phone in the White House. Looks like the “W” key has been fixed on at least one computer keyboard there, too.

Modern discourse between two dictators. Uh, I mean, world leaders.

Now we know what has replaced the Red Phone in the White House. Looks like the “W” key has been fixed on at least one computer keyboard there, too. Ain’t technology grand!

How to Chase Cats

My buddy at work was laughing, and when I asked what at, he sent me the URL to a funny article, The Horror of Blimps. You’ll probably be disappointed after the build-up, but when she read it Rochelle laughed so hard she cried.

My buddy at work was laughing, and when I asked what at, he sent me the URL to a funny article, The Horror of Blimps. You’ll probably be disappointed after the build-up, but when she read it Rochelle laughed so hard she cried.

I first saw these things on a UK gadget web site, and I have to confess, my immediate thought was that it would be fun to chase the cats with one.