Quotation of the Year Candidate

She leans over to a man in the hotel suite, whose identity everyone has been wondering, and says “Hi, we haven’t been introduced, I’m <rock star’s name>.

“I know. I’m your manager.”

We weren’t there for this NYE party, but our close friend was, and this story is too good not to record.

Among the guests was a certain reasonably famous musician, just a leeettle bit drunk. She leans over to a man in the hotel suite, about whose identity my friend has been wondering, and says “Hi, we haven’t been introduced, I’m (rock star’s name).

“I know. I’m your manager.”