Things to Argue About

This site had me laughing so loudly Rochelle had to come down the hall and see what the problem was. Only a few of these are familiar…

This site had me laughing so loudly Rochelle had to come down the hall and see what the problem was. Literally tears rolling down my face laughing. Don’t read this at work, your co-workers will think you’ve gone insane.

Only a few of these are familiar…

Kim Jong Il speaks! Uh, I mean, IMs!

Modern discourse between two dictators. Uh, I mean, world leaders. Now we know what has replaced the Red Phone in the White House. Looks like the “W” key has been fixed on at least one computer keyboard there, too.

Modern discourse between two dictators. Uh, I mean, world leaders.

Now we know what has replaced the Red Phone in the White House. Looks like the “W” key has been fixed on at least one computer keyboard there, too. Ain’t technology grand!

How to Chase Cats

My buddy at work was laughing, and when I asked what at, he sent me the URL to a funny article, The Horror of Blimps. You’ll probably be disappointed after the build-up, but when she read it Rochelle laughed so hard she cried.

My buddy at work was laughing, and when I asked what at, he sent me the URL to a funny article, The Horror of Blimps. You’ll probably be disappointed after the build-up, but when she read it Rochelle laughed so hard she cried.

I first saw these things on a UK gadget web site, and I have to confess, my immediate thought was that it would be fun to chase the cats with one.

Porn

As if we didn’t need more proof that the economy is crummy, here’s an exceptionally literate journal of a porn store clerk. It’s funny, a little sad, and very disturbing by turns.

As if we didn’t need more proof that the economy is crummy, here’s the exceptionally literate journal of a porn store clerk. It’s funny, a little sad, and very disturbing by turns. I just spent 1½ hours reading the entire thing, and there’s no question the woman writing it deserves a better job, she’s a very talented writer.

Best of luck, Ali!

Investment Advice

If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49. If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at a redemption center for the nickel deposit, you would have $107.

Rochelle recently found this on another web site:

If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49. If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at a redemption center for the nickel deposit, you would have $107.

The blurb concludes that, considering the current economy, the best possible investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Which is pretty funny. But what I don’t understand is why Rochelle was at the Betty Meets Boris web site…