What isn’t Apple, audiobooks, or alcohol is probably cats.
“That Luigi is a fat, filthy, disgusting animal. What did we ever do to deserve him?”
“I don’t know, but you must have been very bad in a previous life, because you have him, Basta, and _me.”_
“That Luigi is a fat, filthy, disgusting animal. What did we ever do to deserve him?”
“I don’t know, but you must have been very bad in a previous life, because you have him, Basta, and me.”
“I have to drink to stop the ping pong balls from bouncing around in my head.”
“I have to drink to stop the ping pong balls from bouncing around in my head.”
“Not only do you wear the pants, you won’t even let me put on underwear.”
“I _wish_ my life was that good…”
Overheard during a discussion of who wears the pants around here:
“Not only do you wear the pants, you won’t even let me put on underwear.”
“I wish my life was that good…”
_Regarding the budget overruns of the kitchen remodel:_
“Yeah. We spent into the grocery money.”
“Worse. We spent into the booze money.”
Regarding the budget overruns of the kitchen remodel:
“Yeah. We spent into the grocery money.”
“Worse. We spent into the booze money.”
Rochelle and I are, shall we say, fond of cocktails. We’ve been known to drink a few, and even make a few for friends and guests. And, we’re always on the lookout for new ones, especially things that are easy to make and serve. This year’s find: Trader Joe’s Organic Strawberry Lemonade.
Rochelle and I are, shall we say, fond of cocktails. We’ve been known to drink a few, and even make a few for friends and guests. And, we’re always on the lookout for new ones, especially things that are easy to make and serve.
The mixer for 2005 is definitely Trader Joe’s Organic Strawberry Lemonade, $3.99, located in the refrigerated juice section in Trader Joe’s. It’s great by itself, but it begs to be mixed with your distilled spirit of choice.
“Do you have any idea what a leap of faith it must have been to loan me that much money before I was 30?”
“Yeah. I have trouble letting you use a sharp knife.”
“Do you have any idea what a leap of faith it was to loan me that much money before I was 30?”
“Yeah. I have trouble letting you use a sharp knife.”
_Regarding photos of a recent night out…_
“How bad was it?”
“It wasn’t that bad. We all kept our clothes on.”
Regarding photos of a recent night out…
“How bad was it?”
“It wasn’t that bad. We all kept our clothes on.”
Which, if we’re being honest, has not always been the case…
“Honey, honey, honey! Let me tell you my great idea!”
“Look at the mess your last great idea got us into.”
“Honey, honey, honey! Let me tell you my great idea!”
“Look at the mess your last great idea got us into.”
Reflections on the state of the house during preparation for our NYE Freecycle party.
“We?” “Yeah. I’ll watch.”
“We?”
“Yeah. I’ll watch.”
(In response to “We need to take out the trash.”)
“I’m an adult. I’ll be fine.”
“I’m an adult. I’ll be fine.”
“My wife. She needs constant supervision.”
“My wife. She needs constant supervision.”
It only took you six years to figure that out???
“I’m bored. I need to either go to bed, or ratchet it up.”
“I’m bored. I need to either go to bed, or ratchet it up.”
Heard when there was no ginger ale in the house to make Randy Scotsmans (Scotch and ginger ale).